The Blorgle is Snacking

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Myspace is nothing.

What are you doing right now? Wasting your life away on MySpace. Now you would wonder why I am posting about this extremely popular (and trendy) website. Well, I don't really, have a problem with myspace, as you all know I have one too, but it all started yesterday...
I was sitting on my computer as usual doing something productive on paint for art class. The P's were down stairs with me watching the football game with the surround sound, and LOW AND BEHOLD the commercials come on. I stop to look at the TV because I heard a commercial talking about myspace. It had these two stupid ditzy girls on it saying that there going to find there "favorite myspacers" and the other girl then said that she was going to "rock out to her favorite bands on myspace" blah blah blah.

My jaw dropped.

It seems like they are going to make some stupid show about myspace and the people on here. Why? It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Why would you make a show about people that are on your friends list that you don't even know and pretend like you listen to good music? Why would you want to make a show about pages that aren’t even people and the stupid myspace whores whoring it up, showing off there nasty bodies, both fat and skinny.

Almost all of our teenagers (and some adults) of this time own a page. There is nothing else better to do than sit in front of your stupid PC or laptop and talk to "friends" you don't really have, and get fat and pale.
Twenty years down the road when we are all adults with kids, we will have realized that we have wasted away at the computer screen looking at myspace. Then the revelation will hit, and they will say "OMG I WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE ON MYSPACE!"
(and they will pronounce "omg" as OH-EMM-GEE, because there speaking skills are lacking.)

Twenty years from now there probably won't even be a myspace and it will be one of those big things that came and went like Beanie Babies or the Hippies from San Francisco. What ever happened to myspace just having bands and their music on there. That’s how I remember it. I've had this thing since 2004, and at that time barely anybody had one.

Oh, but what really makes my blood boil is when people post stupid bulletins about really stupid pointless things.
And the chain letters!?
"if you don't post this in 5 minutes, you'll have bad love luck forever"
Even though everyone knows there not true, people send them anyways!
I'll answer why, its because people have nothing else to do.
Why don't you go out side, or read a book and do something productive with your life.

Thanks Tom for making our teenagers, mindless myspace clones.


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